I could be pregnant

In the early hours of this morning I started dreaming about my enormous stomach.

I remember thinking,

"Oh my Gott, what if I'm pregnant?

I've had unprotected sex recently and I wouldn't even know!"

I rose from R.E.M. sleep, barely, to note to myself that I,

"can't get pregnant, you fucking idiot!"

I then re-entered a lower level of consciousness.

But what does it all mean?

My mate's wife

Last night I dreamed that my friend's wife was very keen to have sex with me. It was a nice dream: she's a very attractive girl. Besides: I already have. She was very keen and I was very happy about this.

But what does it all mean?