I don't like this game!

Last night I was sat with my sister, my mother and a prince of England in my old home. We were playing some odd variant of poker that I initially thought was five card stud, but it turned out I had no idea what was going on.

I spat my dummy out and threw my cards down calling it a "fucking stupid game". I then threw the prince's cards on the floor also. People were not happy and asked why I had to do that to the prince. I had no answer as it was simply a stupid game and I hate it.

And then I woke up.

But what does it all mean?

By Royal Appointment

Not a terribly long dream but I remember that I had been appointed by the King to look after the Queen. She was unwell in bed and it was due to the amount of work she was doing around the house (yeah, right?) but she would not listen!

At one point I was attempting to chauffeur Ma'am but the bloody car wouldn't start. Eventually she got out and it did.

I was awoken by the damned phone.

But what does it all mean?